Monday, December 05, 2005

How the Government of Israel will End the Terror

In response to the suicide bombing in Netanya (see Ezzie's post), here are 10 ways that the Israeli government will eliminate future terrorist attacks in Israel:

1. Promise severe retaliation but hardly do a thing.

2. Fire some missiles into empty buildings or fields.

3. Allow more Palestinians into the country "on work permits" as a good will gesture.

4. Free more prisoners as a good will gesture.

5. Form some more political parties based on defeatism and appeasement.

6. Invite more Oslo architects to choose any position they want in the next government.

7. Keep checking with Condoleeza Rice to make sure it's O.K. to use the bathroom in the morning.

8. Throw some more Jews out of their homes and businesses.

9. Allow more terrorist groups to run in the Palestinian elections.

10. Kill a low level terrorist operative and claim you eliminated "a major terrorist leader".


At 8:55 AM, Anonymous daat y said...

all tried and true.

At 8:59 AM, Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Zeev - you forgot that the artillery being fired at empty fields or buildings aren't real rounds anyway.

They use plaster, training shells.

You forgot the most important - even before promising retaliation, the government says, "This situation cannot continue. The PA must take a strong stance against terror and the Hamas. We will not sit by idly as these attacks continue" Despite the collusion between PA police and the terrorists..who are actually one and the same.

At 9:01 AM, Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Sorry, my mistake - you guys aren't Zeev ( but your post sounded like something he would have written (its a compliment, and I love you guys too!)

I'm still half alseep anyway.

At 9:55 AM, Blogger Ze'ev said...

What about giving the "Palestinians" more weapons... b/c you know if we would have given them weapons they would have used them to crack down on terror...

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